Aesthetic Squeegee

Firstly, we would ask that you would agree to this: I just remembered that I hadn’t checked any of my friends diaries in a long time. So I went and did that. Ben is sheer genius wrapped in tinfoil. And Nadia is as sweet as punch and I wish I could hug her right now. […]

yabbo yoobo!!

I think somewhere around the late eighties or early nineties the act of making up silly words suddenly got very serious. It suddenly became the business of marketing gurus and supposedly “hip” entrepuener’s. No longer do radio disk jockeys and cartoon characters rule the nonsense word world. Now it’s all nonsense dot com. And they […]

Working with Franz Kafka

I’m sitting at “work.” The reason it’s in quotes is because I’ve been “working” here for two days and have yet to do any “work.” Mostly I read stuff on the internet and then go outside and hassle the drunks. I’m working at this really weird insurance company on Market in downtown SF. Outside we have a […]

Pelican Babies

God bless America. I’ve been saying that a lot lately. I’m not sure if it’s meant to be ironic or if I’m using a cliche’ out of context in order to fill it with meaning. Well, I got home last night at nay 3am. Of course to me it was near 6am because I was still […]

Otto’s Pets

And now for the first entry… I’m trying my hardest to be coy, knowing and just a bit whimsical. The best entries I’ve read and in others’ diaries are. I think it keeps you a safe distance from either sentiment or tawdry self-aggrandizement. All of which are words much to exact to be coy, knowing or even […]

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