Aesthetic Squeegee
Firstly, we would ask that you would agree to this: I just remembered that I hadn’t checked...
Promise me you’ll hate pudding
So, at this moment, the carpetman is laying carpet in my living room and my anteroom. I don’t know if my anteroom really is an...
yabbo yoobo!!
I think somewhere around the late eighties or early nineties the act of making up silly words suddenly got very serious. It suddenly became...
Fables, fables and Acapella…
Let me start as close to the end as possible, which is the only way I’ll be able to add a...
Working with Franz Kafka
I’m sitting at “work.” The reason it’s in quotes is because I’ve been “working” here for two days and have yet to do any...
Pelican Babies
God bless America. I’ve been saying that a lot lately. I’m not sure if it’s meant to be ironic or if I’m using a cliche’ out of...
Otto’s Pets
And now for the first entry… I’m trying my hardest to be coy, knowing and just a bit whimsical....