The true keys to success in business…
are a borderline personality disorder and a learning disability....
confusion
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The honeymoon is over
I don’t think the dog has gotten a decent nights sleep in a week. The cat thinks it’s tail is an excellent toy that moves in...
Mark All As Read
You know you’ve been busy when google reader stops estimating how many unread items you have...
Simple Rule #2
Generally, email sent marked as urgent, is not....
Simple Rule #1
Software releases do not require a blog post. Also, using an exclamation point to declare “PHP 5.2.10 Released!” is just silly....
Protip for the bilingual
If you speak spanish, always choose the spanish language option when calling customer service...
The New Kitten
If I had to guess my dogs reaction to bringing a new kitten into the house, I would have many ideas. One I wouldn’t have is that the...
obfuscate()
Today, as I was slogging through a huge morass of uncommented, undocumented report producing code I found my new favorite function:...
Bing is not google (but it sure is acting like it)
I was mildly impressed with the launch of bing.com this week. It does seem to deliver what’s...
