Call and Ask
Not that long disease, my life, but that long convalescence, my life. The liberal-bourgeois...
Ehud’s Revenge
TODAY Sheer Tragedy * I just noticed that on the ebay auction I’m conducting I’ve mistakenly selected “Seller pays...
Aesthetic Squeegee
Firstly, we would ask that you would agree to this: I just remembered that I hadn’t checked any of my friends diaries in a long time....
Promise me you’ll hate pudding
So, at this moment, the carpetman is laying carpet in my living room and my anteroom. I don’t...
yabbo yoobo!!
I think somewhere around the late eighties or early nineties the act of making up silly words suddenly got very serious. It suddenly became...
Fables, fables and Acapella…
Let me start as close to the end as possible, which is the only way I’ll be able to add a real diary entry. The problem I have w/...
Working with Franz Kafka
I’m sitting at “work.” The reason it’s in quotes is because I’ve been “working” here...
Pelican Babies
God bless America. I’ve been saying that a lot lately. I’m not sure if it’s meant to be ironic or if I’m using a cliche’ out of...
Otto’s Pets
And now for the first entry… I’m trying my hardest to be coy, knowing and just a bit whimsical. The best entries I’ve read and in...
