Elucidating the Present
Cal-i-forn-i-ay! Thank God for this little slice of snowless wonder next to the ocean. After...
A Sentimental Education Reform Package
I got back to Columbus from Toledo yesterday. I had a great time in Toledo and enjoyed seeing all the smiling faces of some of the sweetest...
Christmas Wish
All I want for christmas is a Zegna cashmere blend three-button suit. This three-button, single breasted suit is expertly crafted from a...
Some Nightmares are merely screams from Hell – Borges
I just woke up. I had a number of dreams that were odd and spooky feeling. The details have already...
Oh Holy Night
Christmas is in like 10 days. Maybe less. I was reading Matt’s diary and it got me to thinking about Christmas. Not that I...
Raging Ellipsi of Death
Good morning.. night.. whatever… Ellipses are the curse of the internet. I think that’s what they’re called....
The Mortification of Flesh
Let’s start from the very beginning… I spent the night listening to Jewel. No,...
Melody in B sharp
Bills, bills, bills. Lotsa bills. Got yer water bill, yer gas bill, yer ‘letric bill, yer phone bill (ooo what a whopper!), yer shoe...
My Girlfriends name is Dusty, which is a lie.
Hmmrph. I guess that cookie is working properly ’cause diaryland didn’t ask for my login stuff. Let’s start from the very...
Call and Ask
Not that long disease, my life, but that long convalescence, my life. The liberal-bourgeois...