Written by 5:00 am Miscellania

i’m so lazy it hurts

or busy… one of the two. not that there’s anything to “”do”” per say, just the act of waiting on this little bugger to come out is plenty. he’s completely given up. not the slightest tremor of contraction today.

having a baby makes you respond much more viscerally to news that some insane women beat her baby to death on a street curb last night. i heard that on the radio and felt my insides curl.

i am not a soccer dad. i will not wear purple polo shirts and khaki shorts. i will not vote republican, drive an suv or listen to dave matthews. say this three times every morning.