Written by 5:00 am Miscellania

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i would rather drive sharpened chopsticks
through my ears than hear “”it’s not delivery, it’s digiorno””.
this guy is riding the subway and sees a girl with a pizza. this is what he yells. “”who delivered?””
who says that? “”who delivered?””
what are you supposed to answer to “”who delivered?””
i would have said “”some loser in a hatchback.””