I lost a tooth today. Well, it’s not lost – it’s sitting on my counter in a little envelope. I had a toothache for a couple days – so i decided to visit a dentist. He yanked that sucker out. I could’ve had a root canal and crown – but that’s 1500 bucks for a tooth no one can see anyway. So for a hundred bucks i just had it “”extracted”” – by extracted i mean torn from skull with pliers. I love all the crunching noises that procedure makes.

In other news, it’s possible that Chile’s first real word is “”Bubble.””