almost care
almost famous is the late show at ronnie's this weekend. um.. how exciting. like blockbuster with alternateens. good movie and all, but not exactly late show material. we have a new couch. actually it's a really old couch. amy's cousins…
noble attempt
I'm attempting to answer the interview questions that [Matt]() sent me. But they're serious questions, and i'm a ~~material girl~~ serious person.
low rent hustler
[Further evidence]() that George Bush is hands down the worst president this country has ever (sort of) elected. Add that [to the many, many more reasons he should not be reappointed.]()
pertinent questions
[Matt has requested an interview.]() You know the rules. 1\. I'm a drunk Angel Investor from Texas heading up to the fifth floor of a posh las vegas hotel. You've got 20 seconds to pitch, starting now: 2\. From the philippines to spain,…
swimmers ear on the ground
[Matt]() already finished his answers. How's that for turnaround. Looking for silly answers to silly questions? Not [here](). Instead you'll find some insightful commentary and, if you're like me, learn something in the process. Oh, i'm gushing.
a lemon entry, dear watson
[mythic beast]()
hang dog
found the virus. it was hiding out on one of the bidrank computers - flooding the network and causing packets to drop like hankies at a renaissance festival. that simile was a stretch. In other news it's hot outside and i'm hungry. …
rss comics
[get comics in your aggie]() hey - maybe i can unsubscribe to the post dispatch now!
take that atkins boy
[lose weight eating at mcdonalds]() weird obsession i have lately. it's not personal, i swear.
xml/rss and other acronyms
slow night, so i wrote an xml/rss feed for this site. if you're into that sorta thing you can point yer newsy thing at: http://www.muddylemon.com/rss.xml It's limited to the last fifteen posts. And um... that's about it.
how was it
Amy and i discovered a burlington coat factory the other day on manchester. i had no idea that there was anything whatsoever west of 270 on manchester. apparently there's several towns and lots of chain stores. LOTS. it's just one huge strip mall…
interview with an umpire
Here are the 5 questions for the interview of muddylemon. Selected by Cybrpunk. There are rules involved, as follows: The rules: If you want to participate, leave a comment saying ""interview me"". Or something to that effect. I will respond by…
living in a political world
Left-Liberals prefer self-government in personal matters and central decision-making on economics. They want government to serve the disadvantaged in the name of fairness. Leftists tolerate social diversity, but work for economic equality. That's…
brain drain
[so how much do you use?]() Someone has taken most of your brain away and you probably didn't even know it. Well, not taken your brain away, exactly, but decided that you don't use it. It's the old myth heard time and again about how people use…
westmo
redesigned a friends website the yesterday. it's his church out in St. Joseph, actually. he's been pastoring out there for a year or so. i designed the old version - but i was sorely lacking. a table filled layout with not very much room left for…
yeah, i knew that
[23.66864% - Geek]() yeah, coulda guessed that one. Amy insists it's much higher - but she's scared of computers in general.
bust a busey
[One night...at [the hospital], I was sitting in bed...and saw the Grim Reaper standing in the corner. He was seven feet tall, with a brown robe. He pointed to me and said, 'Relax, it's not your time to go. You have been given gifts. These gifts are…
groggy
anyone have any good date ideas? want to take the girl out to something interesting tonight... comment away if so. i'm thinking a romantic night at burlington coat factory followed by snow cones (hey, there's no accounting for taste.) remind me…
home improvements
fixing things up around here. on the comments section you no longer have to fish for a country name - now it's your web address. and it looks prettier without resorting to tables. that's all...
does this mean i have to update?
oh quiver! I'm more featured than [prime rib at an old folks home mother's day brunch!]() I have no idea where that simile came from and am not about to take it back now. i just woke from an impromptu nap on the couch upstairs. the last i…