muddylemon

squirrel attack

i’m nursing welts on my neck an arms inflicted by psychotic squirrels. evil beasts. they’re up in the oak tree that overhangs my patio eating acorns. they take a bite and then spit the remains fifty feet below at my head. those things can sting. every day i come out and sweep off several dozen acorn leftovers off my chair.

in the front yard they whip them at my car, luckily i don’t care much about my car.

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