first contact

this years most anticlimactic news story of the year

i put my contacts in this morning and couldn’t see. everything was fuzzy and randomly coming in to focus. Something must be wrong! i popped them out and noticed i had four contacts in my eyes. (i only have two eyes) guess i forgot to take them out last night.

Lance Cameron Kidwell

28 July 2003

Posted in Miscellania

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