the earth is full of ancient wonder

Went to a fish fry today. The fish fry was my “welcome to fortuna” picnic. The food was terrific and I felt quite welcomed.

Also, I got a new couch. Last Sunday I was laying on my couch, which is too short for a humongous person like me, wishing that I had a nice long couch. The nest day i found an ad for a free couch. I was a little nervous, figuring it would be covered with puke or have holes in it or something, but it’s actually nice and clean and really really long. I’m six and a half feet tall so that’s important to me.

Lance Cameron Kidwell

22 January 2001

Posted in Miscellania

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