Coding


I wrote my wife an app for Christmas

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I wrote my wife an app for Christmas.

I got the idea mid-panic attack in the middle of a crowded mall a couple of days before the holiday. I had wandered around in a daze, trying to figure out what I could get her that said exactly the right thing. That thing was “I got you this because I love you (and I thought you might like it (but feel free to return it (because I have no idea what [...]

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PHP Confessions

What was in my bag by evil erin

Last night on twitter I started this series based on the hashtag #PHPConfessions

I’ve never gotten the order of arguments right for str_replace without checking http://php.net first  #PHPConfessions

I’m always afraid I’ll be seated with the Perl people at programmer gatherings  #PHPConfessions

I like PHP because I like always having the option to blame my tools #PHPConfessions

Sometimes I go to github just to browse python repos #PHPConfessions

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How To Do It

Woman programming a huge early computer Perl

There’s more than one way to do it

Python

There is one way to do it

PHP

I found a way to do it but it didn’t work. I’m just going to do it in WordPress

ColdFusion

You can do that?

.NET

There is one way to do it, but you can do it in any language you want

JavaScript

I know how to do it in jQuery. Does it have jQuery?

Clojure

First let’s do math!

Ruby

This is the right way to do it. All the other ways to do it suck.

Objective-C

Just [...]

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Dreamhost is incompetent

This site was offline for three days due to the unbelievable incompetence of Dreamhost. There is no excuse for a company in the business of hosting websites to fail so miserably and so often. The reason for the outage is unclear, their infrequent updates would refer to different pieces of failing hardware. The backup server, which is oddly singular in their parlance, failed while restoring to a new server that failed for similar hardware reasons.

I’m off to the cloud!

Update: It [...]

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Online Audio Is A Poor Format For Learning Code

Coffee Cup on a table at a conference

Saw a link to a “radio show” about Advanced OO Patterns. I thought that was an odd format for a topic like that. Online audio presentations are great for ideas that live mostly inside your head, but code you usually need to write down. I clicked the link and found a flash-based audio player. No slides or video or text, just the audio. I thought I’d try it out and record my notes….

9:50 pm

Some guy  says [...]

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