How To Do It

Perl

There’s more than one way to do it

Python

There is one way to do it

PHP

I found a way to do it but it didn’t work. I’m just going to do it in WordPress

ColdFusion

You can do that?

.NET

There is one way to do it, but you can do it in any language you want

JavaScript

I know how to do it in jQuery. Does it have jQuery?

Clojure

First let’s do math!

Ruby

This is the right way to do it. All the other ways to do it suck.

Objective-C

Just do it like you’d think Steve would want it

C

Already did it

C++

It’s done, it’s just compiling.

Lisp

Once you’ve done it like this you will never be the same

Ok, that’s what I came up with. Got any more? Tweet them @muddylemon or comment on this post.